Very nice...
Though this is not exactly
the type of fashion we're looking for...

Anyway!

Try a new dress,
we're going to pretend this is æ novel.

Chapter 1,
you wanna be a top model,
but prospects are limited...

Can you dance and speak?
So much better!
We have a story for you!

He's obsessed with your ways,
keeps calling all the time.

But
one day soon you're gonna think
that he's not mature yet.
Even though he is +18, of course.

Just look in the mirror and wonder.

If time should stop now.
If 'boys' have a clue
on 'husband services'.
If being sexy changes anything.